I find the idea of ghosts or vampires thrilling rather than actually scary. I suppose that most people would agree that they would much rather be thrilled by the spookieness of a vampire boyfriend than the sort of thing that seems to regularly be happening to me lately, things always seem to work out, just not the way I thought that they would.
Take Tuesday for an example (and this is only an example), I had a pretty full day but, I thought, thanks to careful planning it be ok. I even made a thermos of coffee.
Here is the plan: 8.25 - take kids to school (15 minute drive); 8.50-9.00am vacuum car at petrol station; 9.20-10.20 pilates; 11.15 meet American friend at Heathrow; 12.00-2.30pm lunch with R and her friend; 3.45-3.55pm parent teacher conference for M. It all fitted perfectly with just enough travel time.
What could go wrong?
First up, get the kids to school on time: no brainer thanks to getting bags packed the night befeor (Yea) except for wrestling the dog out of the car as I would not be coming back after the drop off - He is a big exciteable dog and he loves coming to school, I think he enjoys the exquisite sadness of the kids getting out one at a time and the realisation that it is just me and him for most of the day.
Next up, a trip to the petrol station to vacuum out the car as R really did not need to see all that dirt. You have to queue to buy a token. There was only 2 people serving and the 2 people in front of me were buying trolley loads of shopping and ordering coffees as well, aaarrrggghh. Finally get the token and try to clean the carpet. Why is car carpet so hard to vacuum? As I was working on the front passenger side, I realised that the satnav was not in the car as it had been on Sunday. This means that I was going to have to go home to find it - I would be late for pilates. aaarrrggghhhh. With 45 seconds to go I decide to do the boot as well (it is an estate car) as my friend may put her bag there.... I discovered that I had parked on top of the airline that a previous customer had left carelessly all over the ground and a lady was trying to pump up her tyres and was muttering to herself about me. I do not know if I was supposed to apologise to her, but I didn't. I just thought the best thing to do was to move on quickly. So I did move on quickly, people were staring at me and I thought that they must be thinking 'that is the sort of peron who uses the vacuum cleaner at the service station'. It is about a 20 minute drive home, people at bus stops were staring at me. I became gradually aware that things were not quite right in the car and eventually I realised that the boot was open. aaaarrgggghhh. Luckily nothing had fallen out.
I got back home and could not find the satnav, tried to call H to ask where he had hidden it, but he is unavailable. Just will have to use my natural sense of direction to navigate to the place where I am taking R. Hoped she would have phone number of her colleague that we would be visiting. The dog looked at me like I was the meanest person for not letting him come on the school run, I made up for it by asking my neighbour if she would take him out for a little walk at lunch time. She could. Yea.
Dash out to pilates, late, park in a deceptively giant puddle so get feet wet in the stupid carpark in Shere. aaarrrggghhh. Rush into the village hall hoping that I had missed some of the more killer exercises only to find that the hall has been turned into an 'Incident Centre' as there had been a failure of a water pipe that had in turn blown out a gas pipe and water had 'got into' the gas. ok this is bad - but what about pilates, I need it today. It was in the school hall over the road instead. Dash across (had missed the hard exercise). During the oblique lifts, heard a small explosion outside followed by a bit of yelling. Schadenfreude. Yea.
Rush from pilates back to car (step over puddle) and pour myself a coffee from the flask and then watch it spill as I drive over the horrendously rutted carpark and down the little bit of lane with the most potholes in England onto the proper road. As thermos flask has now rolled under back seat, no opportunity of easily re-filling so gulp small bit and hope it will get me to the traffic jam that is sure to be on the M25.
Of course there was no traffic jam that day - so I arrived at Terminal 1 at 11.05 and feel like the pilot of the plane that has started 30 mins late but will 'make up the time' on the journey. Grab my phone so I can call R only to find that it is not working (a problem with the battery connection) aarrrggghh. Although I did have the number on a small bit of paper so thought that if necessary I could beg off a stranger. Yea. It took a little while to find the way out of the carpark. Heathrow terminal 1 is extremely compact so you have to be attentive, lots of concrete buildings that even when there are not a lot of cars, it still looks like there are. The Arrivals board says that R's plane has 'Baggage in Hall' status so plan to stand and wait rather than buy coffee at Costa, after going to the Ladies. But while walking to the toilets, actually see R in queue for ATM machine. Hooray. I really have made up the time. Turns out that she even has good directions to rendez-vous. There are no traffic problems on M4 so arrive on time at seafood restaurant. Yea. I had mussles. They came in a pretty big bucket with a lid that converted into a scrap bucket. My meal took up a lot more space that the others, especially when they brought out the finger bowl. I only spilled a little bit on myself. We had a nice time chatting at lunch. Yea.
I was a bit anxious about the trip home without the satnav. So set off a little apprehensively - but although there were approximately 250 roundabouts, I drove straight to Guildford - or as straight as possible while doing roundabouts. In fact it was 3pm when I reached Guildford and so I had 45 mins to fill in so decided to go to the library and pick up the Stephanie Plum book that I had ordered - number 15 in the series and brand new. Yea. I arrived at school ready to bask in the reflected glory of M's parent teacher meeting only to find that it is actually on next week. aaaaarrrrggggggghhhhhhhh. So had to wait for 30 mins for netball training to finish.
This to me is a horror story, you have to think on your feet and make small changes to what was a pretty good plan. Then you catch up and relax a bit and so are once again caught out thinking you have it all under control.